Idiots

Youth ministry leader Davis is fired after taking his students to a screening of Antichrist, and office worker Mark is let go due to budget cuts at his company. Desperate for work, the two are paired up to escort teenage Sheridan Kimberly to a rehab clinic. On the way there, Mark assumes Sheridan is being rehabilitated for substance abuse, which Sheridan corroborates, telling elaborate stories about having snorted heroin off of strippers' bodies.

After stopping at a motel, Sheridan finds liquid marijuana in Mark's belongings, which he uses to spike the men's drinks. While Davis is out, Sheridan breaks down in tears, confessing that he lied about his previous experience and has never even kissed a girl. Pitying him, Mark hires a stripper named Irina. While Irina is performing, Mark defecates and vomits on himself before passing out. Sheridan then attacks Irina before stealing her money. Davis and Mark learn that Sheridan is the son of a wealthy businessman who has gained internet fame and a cult-like following after setting a homeless man on fire. Learning that Sheridan is still at the hotel, they accost him and retrieve Irina's money.

As Mark and Davis continue driving Sheridan to the center, Sheridan posts on social media that he has been kidnapped, divulging Davis' license plate number and promising a five million dollar cash reward for whoever rescues him. Three thugs arrive, taking Davis' car and Sheridan. When they realize he was lying, they kidnap Sheridan for real and call his mother to leave a ransom note. Davis and Mark find the thugs' house, and after some chaos ensues, they are able to escape with Sheridan.

The three arrive at the clinic, where the homeless man Sheridan burned is present. He tries to shoot Sheridan in revenge, and Mark gets shot in the eye while protecting him. He survives but becomes blind in one eye, earning him eligibility for disability checks. The media hails Davis and Mark as heroes for saving Sheridan, while Davis teams up with Irina to continue transporting jobs.